Chickens Are Better Than Corporations

Your chickens have never once scheduled a mandatory fun meeting. They've never sent a reply-all email. They've never put you on a performance improvement plan. They just show up, lay eggs, and mind their business. Nova approves. 🐔🔥

The shirt that says everything you've been thinking since your last all-hands meeting — on a premium tee you'll actually want to wear.

• Front: Cool chicken. Sunglasses. Egg. No notes.
• Back: CEO chicken running the most productive operation you've ever seen — full manifesto included
• Unisex fit, soft cotton blend
• Available in multiple colors

"They give eggs. They don't give performance reviews. They don't lay you off. Nova Approves!"