Normal Wasn't Hiring Anyway — Nova Tee

Normal wasn't hiring anyway.

The sign said Help Wanted: Must Be Normal. Nova read it, laughed, and kept walking. She was never applying for that job. Turns out it wasn't hiring people like her anyway, and honestly? Their loss.

On the front, an electrified Nova holds up that "Help Wanted / Must Be Normal" sign while lightning and bold type declare NORMAL WASN'T HIRING ANYWAY. The back gets the last word: GOOD. I QUIT FIRST.

For the weird, the wired, and the wonderfully unemployable by normal standards. Wear it to cons, late-night gaming sessions, or anywhere you want your outfit to say you march to your own beat.

Product features

• 100% cotton (solid colors), medium weight 180 g/m², classic relaxed fit
• Seamless tubular knit body and soft ribbed collar hold their shape
• DTG front and back prints for crisp detail; DTF sleeve and neck details
• Tear-away label and shoulder tape for comfort
• OEKO-TEX® certified materials

Care instructions

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
• Tumble dry low
• Non-chlorine bleach as needed
• Do not iron or dry clean