Don't Poke the Thing That Bites Back — Nova Tee

Don't poke the thing that bites back.

She was minding her business. Quiet. Almost polite. Then someone pushed one button too many, and the shadows started crackling pink. Nova gave fair warning. That's more than most people get.

On the front, a shadowed, mischievous Nova glows with electric pink energy under DON'T POKE THE THING THAT BITES BACK, drawn like a panel from a comic-horror graphic novel. The back seals the deal: YOU WERE WARNED.

For late-night shows, conventions, and days when your social battery is at 1% and your patience is at zero. Everyday armor for anyone who's been underestimated one too many times.

Product features

• 100% cotton (solid colors), medium weight 180 g/m², durable and easy to layer
• Seamless tubular knit body and ribbed crew collar hold their shape
• DTG front and back prints for bold neon contrast; DTF sleeve and neck details
• Tear-away label and shoulder tape for comfort
• OEKO-TEX® certified, ethically made

Care instructions

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
• Tumble dry low
• Non-chlorine bleach as needed
• Do not iron or dry clean