Send Help, Sort Of — Nova Tee

Send help. Sort of.

You want help. You also want everyone to leave you alone. Also, please don't call. Text. Actually, voice memo. Never mind, you've got it. Nova knows the feeling.

Retro confetti shapes, cassettes, and speaker graphics explode across the front around SEND HELP SORT OF. The back delivers the punchline: HELP IS ON SPEAKERPHONE.

Wear it to run errands on low battery, to the show you almost bailed on, or to the family group chat in real life. It's for the overwhelmed, the overthinkers, and anyone who copes with a joke.

Product features

• 100% cotton (solid colors), medium weight 180 g/m² for year-round comfort
• Seamless tubular knit body and ribbed crew collar hold their shape
• DTG front and back prints for vivid, durable detail; DTF sleeve and neck details
• Tear-away label and shoulder tape for comfort
• OEKO-TEX® certified materials

Care instructions

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
• Tumble dry low
• Non-chlorine bleach as needed
• Do not iron or dry clean